Having apparently solved the emo problem, Mexico’s government is moving on to the next big task - cleaning up drug-related crime on the US border. How to do it, though? Will they build a wall? Stage protests? Start a neighborhood watch?

Of course not. This is Mexico we’re talking about. They’re sending in the military.

Personally, I think this is a mistake. It’s clear that their intelligence on the presence of weapons of mass intoxication is highly faulty. Furthermore, invading Juarez will lead to the unnecessary loss of life and will simply lead to a quagmire. This intervention is obviously the work of Mexiburton. They’re just in it for the oil… or, y’know, whatever it is they have in Juarez. According to Wikipedia, they have narcotics, engineers, and a bunch of factories. I guess Mexiburton or Negrowater or whatever multinational consortium they have down there really needs some drugs, factories, and engineers. Yeah. That’s right. Think about it.

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