Reports: Mosley involved in Nazi sex scandal

I haven’t even read the article yet, but I’m not sure how the hell it’s going to top that. I mean, did Mosley have sex with a bunch of skinheads, or did Mosley have sex with a bunch of Jews, which led to a bunch of Nazis being upset by the scandal? Either way, this has nowhere to go but up.

Fine… I’ll go one paragraph in.

Max Mosley, president of the Federation Internationale de l’Automobile, F1’s governing body, is facing intense pressure to resign from his post after being implicated in a Nazi role-playing orgy according to British tabloid News of the World.

I… uh… ummm… BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *thump* *thump* *thump*… BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

(I’ll post more when I regain the ability to breathe.)

(Okay, I’m better now.)

At one point during the video, the man yells “she needs more of ze punishment!” while brandishing a leather strap over a woman’s bottom before striking her with it and counting in German, as other women in Nazi-style uniforms look on.

(I’m out again. Screw this - I don’t need to breathe, right?)

Okay, either this is the best April Fools joke ever, or this is, beyond all doubt, the absolute best news story in the freaking planet. Either way, I’m sold, and I’ll have more of whatever he/they are havnig.

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