Worried about your child’s cranium? Is your precious mini-snowflake randomly bumping his or her head into doors, walls, and random pieces of furniture? Do you think that all this repeated bumping and thrashing of their heads will lead to autism, witchcraft, and use of contraceptives? Well, Gizmodo has the product for you!

According to the DTI, there a 500,000 reports of child head injuries each year. What do you do?

Meet the Thudguard, a helmet specifically designed to make sure your little Einstein doesn’t damage their brain along the way to learning how to walk and run. It’s targeted at kids aged from 7 months to 2-years old.

Oh, the link has pictures, all right. That much I assure you of.

(NOTE: Sorry about the easy swipe against the fundies today, but I’m just not feeling particularly creative right now. I’ll come up with some good ol’ fashioned liberal bashing here later tonight.)

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