Chalk another one up
Ladies and gentlemen, Rachel Lucas has spoken:
When I take over Earth, I will require all college students to attempt to work a series of written logic puzzles. If they cannot successfully complete them, they will be stripped of their free speech rights and voting rights until they can prove they’re not clinically retarded. It just makes sense.
- The stupidest thing you have ever heard a college student say…
Though I am normally not one to question the Word of Goddess, I will point out that she may be too tentative on this position. I am personally in favor of applying this method upon all high school graduates. In the interest of fairness, however, I would also include a verbal portion, as well as written and verbal portions in Spanish and Ebonics… y’know, to be more inclusive. Plus, I’d like to see what a logic puzzle in Ebonics would look like. Seriously, that’d be hilarious. Let’s see here…
A trainizzle from Chi-town leaves th’ statiozzle at 65 headin’ to th’ 404. Anutha’ trainizzle is rockin’ from Atl, headin’ ta Chicizzle at 55. Dey both leave at ‘da same time. When do dey rap togetha’?
It would surprise no one at this point if I pointed out that Weird Al is one of my favorite artists…
Absolute Rachel Lucas | David Colborne | 
April 18, 2008 9:35 am
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