Oh, the bad, horrible places my computer takes me to… I’m, of course, referring to a review of the Star Wars Christmas Album. Now, I know what you’re already thinking - how bad could a review be? Not too bad… not too bad at all, actually… unless they do something truly heinous, something truly devious, something truly evil:

Have a link to the music.
(NOTE: Be nice enough to visit the article before clicking on this - seriously, they have to pay for the bandwidth somehow. Oh… it’s a trap!)

Oh, it’s terrible, all right. It has all of the charm and decency of the Star Wars Christmas Special, only with songs being sung by C-3PO and R2-D2.

Trust me - it’s much worse than you can imagine.

It’s playing on my laptop right now. I’d stop it, but I’m afraid it might choke me or something. Seriously, the dark side is strong with this one. My ears can’t repel assery of that magnitude!

(Okay - I stopped it. Not dead yet. Thank Allah and praise Vishnu!)

God… shoot me. I can’t unhear it. I can’t! I really can’t! It’s going to take hours of therapeutic vodka shots up my nose to properly dull my brain stem sufficiently to make the madness stop! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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