We who commit sacrilege salute you, Ms. Lucas…

A little back story, since I’m sure that’s necessary:

It all began with me exercising my unique wit and wisdom upon Rachel’s comment section.  She beheld this piece of work and was well pleased.  This led to others jumping upon the bandwagon to hell (or, as we call it here in Reno, UNLV), which led to someone asking that somebody create a compendium of such works, so that future generations may enjoy it and be enriched by the wisdom and wit of the Internet.  So… behold… in the upper right hand corner of this very blog is a new feature.  It is the Online Sunny Prayer Book (OSPB).  It’s just called the Sunny Prayer Book here for, you see, since this blog is already online, calling it the Online Sunny Prayer Book here would be rather redundant, and I hate redundant things.  Needless redundancy is wasteful and hateful in the eyes of Dog.  So, we do not employ it here.  Instead, I shall assume that, if you’re reading the OSPB, that you are already aware that the OSPB is, in fact, online, and not printed.  Besides, if you were to print the OSPB, it would just be the SPB, for, you see, it’s hard for a piece of paper to be online.  In fact, what with the paper being matter and the Internet being energy, it would take some serious work to turn that matter into pure online-compatible energy… more work, I suspect, than most of you are willing to make.  Besides, some of us prefer to not spontaneously unleash thermonuclear energy through our network equipment.

So, read to it, add to it, and if you have anything you wish to commit to it or notice something that was committed to it on Her blog, let me know and I’ll get it in there.

So it is written… so shall it be done.

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