May 15 2008
Funniest Paragraph of the Day
From Cardozaisms:
What kind of bad blow have you been snorting? Seriously…maybe if we sacrifice a virgin to the mountain she’ll relent; makes just as much sense! You know what works for me? You moving your stinky hippie self out of my state!!! Seriously, I have heard some dumb, ignorant brain sludge in my day, but that has got to be one of the most unfounded and ignorantly stupefying loads of liberal guilt-ridden tripe to come out of my hometown since the last time Jack Carter spoke here. In fact, I’m still not sure I’m completely grasping your unfathomable idiocy. But let me try, try, to take this thing point-by-grueling point…
Seriously - he’s funny when he’s angry.
Bem, quem não tem cão, caça com gato!
(If you don’t have a dog, hunt with a cat.)
É lendto que nem um boi!!!
É em zero à esquerda.
(Simply put, he’s as slow as an ox, and a useless wretch.)
I am funny when I’m angry, damnit!!!