I found their pimp
Army of Dog and Rachel Lucas both touched on Beyonce’s new line of whore-chic children’s wear. Since bringing that up is completely and utterly meaningless without the pic, well… here it is:
Rachel’s thoughts?
Malkin has the full ad. Be prepared to be blown away by the wholesome cuteness of 4-year-olds looking like they’re in need of pimps.
They don’t need pimps - they already have one. I have proof right here (H/T Fazed):
LAKE PARK, Fla. — A 7-year-old boy who took his grandmother’s car on a joyride last month has been taken for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat her up inside a South Florida Wal-Mart, WPBF News 25 reported.
Latarian Milton told WPBF on April 28 that he took his grandmother’s Dodge Durango on a joyride because he was mad at his mother and because he enjoyed doing “bad things.”“I wanted to do it because it’s fun. It’s fun to do bad things,” Milton said. “I wanted to do hood-rat stuff for my friend.”
Of course, our pimp search would be highly incomplete without an accompanying picture, right?
He was last heard uttering, “Give me my fitty cent, bitch, otherwise I’m gonna have to do to you what I done did to my grandma!“
rants, sexuality, youth | David Colborne | 
May 15, 2008 3:48 pm
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