http://www.colborne2016.com/2008/05/20/things-a-woman-should-never-do-in-the-company-of-a-man/ The official ramblings of David Colborne - part of the problem since 1980! Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:48:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.colborne2016.com/2008/05/20/things-a-woman-should-never-do-in-the-company-of-a-man/#comment-171 Rachel Lucas Wed, 21 May 2008 18:23:12 +0000 http://www.colborne2016.com/?p=708#comment-171 Heh. Awesome! Heh. Awesome!

]]> http://www.colborne2016.com/2008/05/20/things-a-woman-should-never-do-in-the-company-of-a-man/#comment-170 Kat Wed, 21 May 2008 17:36:38 +0000 http://www.colborne2016.com/?p=708#comment-170 1. I revealed that I paid 4 grand to buy my sister's car. Am I busted? 2. N/A 3. I don't want anybody seeing pics of me in my big plastic moon glasses anyway. 4. Parents are narcissistic parasites that display the habit common of their kind of pouncing on their kids' friends and either claim them as THEIR best friends or flirt with them. So you're screwed either way. 5. Salsa Dance 6. Hey, we like to look too! 7. Fine, don't cry to us if you stubbed a toe that the sock fail to protect. 8. Not even going there. 9. Money is mine. MINE! 10. Whew, Marvin the Martian is in the clear then. 11. N/A. 12. I "forget to carry cash, plastic, and driver’s license" once I realized the guy is a major douche that I need to lose. 13. Deal. We leave it alone if you leave little colburn alone. 14. But...but...it's so cute! 15. My eyes my eyes! 16. Another deal, I don't raise my voice and you don't raise your voice. 17. Deal number 3. I hate it when guys talk about their unfaithful wives or their bitchy ex wives, it makes me feel like they're looking for pity sex. 18. What about referring those words to other liberals? Even the male ones? 19. Teasing is never a good idea. 1. I revealed that I paid 4 grand to buy my sister’s car. Am I busted?
2. N/A
3. I don’t want anybody seeing pics of me in my big plastic moon glasses anyway.
4. Parents are narcissistic parasites that display the habit common of their kind of pouncing on their kids’ friends and either claim them as THEIR best friends or flirt with them. So you’re screwed either way.
5. Salsa Dance
6. Hey, we like to look too!
7. Fine, don’t cry to us if you stubbed a toe that the sock fail to protect.
8. Not even going there.
9. Money is mine. MINE!
10. Whew, Marvin the Martian is in the clear then.
11. N/A.
12. I “forget to carry cash, plastic, and driver’s license” once I realized the guy is a major douche that I need to lose.
13. Deal. We leave it alone if you leave little colburn alone.
14. But…but…it’s so cute!
15. My eyes my eyes!
16. Another deal, I don’t raise my voice and you don’t raise your voice.
17. Deal number 3. I hate it when guys talk about their unfaithful wives or their bitchy ex wives, it makes me feel like they’re looking for pity sex.
18. What about referring those words to other liberals? Even the male ones?
19. Teasing is never a good idea.

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