This is not good:

The souvenir vendors outside Hillary Clinton’s campaign appearances have added a new badge to their wares that reads “Chelsea in 2016″ with a picture of the former first daughter.

First IMAO, and now this?  The field is becoming increasingly crowded - almost ludicrously so, perhaps.  Even so, I remain undaunted in my indomitable commitment towards this country, this campaign, and the necessity of spreading a message of keeping your damn pants on while I’m in your house… y’know, unless you’re hot.

HINT:  If you’re male, you’re not hot enough to start taking your pants off in front of me.  I don’t care how uncomfortable that shirt is - you can tuck it back in later.

(Nope.  Not over it.  Not even slightly.)

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