1st - To the parents of these teenage whores. YOU FAILED AS A PARENT. Go slap yourself, let your parents kick you in the ass, and please stand in the middle of the nearest busy intersection and hold a sign that reads “I’m a bad parent that didn’t teach my child responsibility”. It is not the media’s, the schools, or your child’s friend’s responsibility to teach YOUR child about sex, pregnancy, children, STD’s, and life in general…. IT IS YOUR JOB!

2nd - To the Media. You are not to blame. You run a business and your target audience has an IQ of a salad bar. Until the general public decides that they are tired of the stupidity that is the Hiltons, the Spears, the Jackson’s, etc we will continue to have thousands of articles written, hundreds of TV shows dedicated, and millions of idiot people wanting more. Why do you think there are 4 MTV channels and none play music videos? I’ll give you a hint, it’s the same reason that sitcoms are dieing and reality TV is everywhere. This is what the public wants, and the media (as a business wanting to make money) is going to give them.

3rd - To (in)Famous / Influential Celeb’s (Brittney, Paris, Lindsey, and such… Oh yeah, I’m talking to you). It’s ok, we all make mistakes. I like drinking too. However, I think one of you should start setting a new standard. When one of your actions (that would be labeled “stupid” if acted by someone of the general public) gets glamorized by the media. Perhaps you should try to show the world that it was stupid and that the media should not glamorize it…. Oh, who the hell am I kidding? It helps your cred. Keep doing what you are doing. I only hope that Darwin starts taking you soon. Show the world that Celeb’s that drink, shoot heroin, eat glue, while popping who knows what pills, while going clubbing in Vegas die too.

4th - To every other Stupid Person out there that I have not already covered. Go learn something and help the world.

Global Warming is a Scam… Global Cooling is much more dangerous.