He is apparently a cocaine dealer in Tampa.

TAMPA, Fla. - Police said a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.

Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police said he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding 22 grams more of cocaine and a scale.

Let’s just hope He doesn’t have a Son… otherwise, today is going to get a wee bit more apocalyptic than usual.

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