I finally begin to see how much of a disservice I experienced by going to high school in Pahrump.

I’m, of course, referring to Russian cheerleaders.

Don’t get me wrong - I’m not dumping the ESO for one or anything.  I mean, I don’t trust anything that lives in communist countries for seven days and doesn’t die.  Besides, I couldn’t stand teenage girls when I was a teenager; I somehow doubt Russian ones are more sane and levelheaded than their evil, soul-sucking American counterparts.  Even so, I can still appreciate the allure of kneepads, right?

Right?

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