Jul 01 2008

Things the ESO Wishes I Would Stop

Published by David Colborne at 10:15 pm under Proof I've Lost It

  1. No more picking belly button lint out while she’s eating.
  2. No more putting my feet on clean laundry on the couch.
  3. No more eating fish heads at nice Thai restaurants.
  4. No more swatting at the alarm clock, inadvertently turning it off in the process.
  5. No more agreeing with her when she declares herself to be a “space cow”.
  6. No more disagreeing with her when she declares herself to be a “space cow”.
  7. No more mentioning the “space cow”.
  8. No more ignoring the “space cow”.
  9. No more pretending I can rap.
  10. No more lists about things she wants me to stop doing while she’s sitting next to me.

On an entirely unrelated note, SpikeTV is so very weird.  So.  Very.  Weird.

That is all.

2 Responses to “Things the ESO Wishes I Would Stop”

  1. # 14 Karaton 02 Jul 2008 at 1:15 pm

    You think that’s bad, you need to go over to Atomic Nerds and see the list of things Labrat no longer allows Stingray to do — what a flipping hoot, and I am CERTAIN you can empathize …

    http://www.atomicnerds.com/?p=509

    BTW — Labrat, Stingray and I are all commenters at Rachel’s, just so you don’t worry that we’re a bunch of freaks (geeks, yes. Freaks, not so much).

  2. # David Colborneon 02 Jul 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Yep - seen the list. That’s part of what inspired mine… and, yeah, I recognize your name from Rachel’s. *grin*

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