Aug 17 2008

Best Topical Headline Ever.

Published by David Colborne at 11:25 pm under environmentalism, news, rants

Thank you, Fark.  Thank you.

Then: America must embrace wind power to save the planet. Now: Big Wind is despoiling nature, ruining America’s farms, splitting up families. Soon to come: America must embrace moonbeams and unicorn farts to save the planet

Naturally, the first comment under this thread goes a little something like this:

voltOhm [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 01:39:05 PM
Unicorn farts are a known contributor to climate change and ozone depletion.

Moonbeams cause colo-rectal cancer in the 8 spotted shrew, which is close to extinction….

BZZZZZZZTTTT

Try again.

Heh.  I’m not sure what more there is to say.  I could insert a rant about how generating electricity and energy is going to require more than simply waiting for the stuff to fall from the sky - I mean, you have to have something to, I don’t know, collect it with, right?  But, that would be incredibly redundant and pointless, so there you go.

One Response to “Best Topical Headline Ever.”

  1. # Garyon 18 Aug 2008 at 10:26 am

    Waiting for it to fall from the sky huh? Like the way solar energy does… ;-)

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